2pac Feat Nas - Thugz Mansion (Acoustic Nas Extended Version)

Tupac & Scarface - Smile

The Crossroads - Bone Thugs

"An Eternal Allegiance"

An infinite sea of words translated into any language would never be enough to flood the canals of apathetic ears.

The cantankerous allegiance that binds us is eternal and measures beyond the continuation of calendar years.

Upon the expiration of my earthly existence, I want nothing more than for the heavens to open and your smile to shine down like the warm rays of the sun.

My jubilant memories of you will forever play on a never-ending loop within the depths of my mind as your voice commentates each and every one.

Your beautiful mind has left footprints across the hearts of many and your heart has been stretched to cover all corners of the earth.

Your departure from this realm is not only a junction to another realm, but a prerequisite to a far more meaningful birth.

My refusal to utter the words farewell  has driven me to produce a benediction and a cordial salute.

For my dark clouds will soon subside and our eternal alliance will inevitably be renewed.

-Keno

Shawty In The Tub Got Some Fiyah Head!

You see shorty in the tub?! Well things she's about to get a little hot headed. At Diddy's Last Train To Paris album release party, Kevin Hart, Trey Songz, & Fab was in a room with some ladies away from the main party and things started to heat up... literally!

No Hands Acoustic Cover Better Than Original

People are freaking out because this white guy said the "N" word during his acoustic cover of "No Hands", but I gave him a "get out of dead free" card. It sounds better than the original. I bet Lauryn Hill & Erykah Badu wanna do it wit no hands now.

I Think Yeezy Taught This Robot

Satan Claus

        Am I the only one that notices that Santa is just a couple of jumbled up letters from being Satan?! Who else is sinister enough to give away presents to everybody on someone else's birthday? Who else breaks into everyone else's houses and steals their food? Who else knows when you are sleeping and knows when you're awake? Who else thinks free year round child labor is cool?... Yea those aren't elves! It's an example of illegal child labor and i'm calling Obama and telling him to leave Iraq and move to the North Pole!! Why you think all your toys say "made in China"? Who does that?! Satan Claus... That's who! I rebuke you Santa & you may have fooled ehhbody else, but you ain't got to come and confess cause I'm looking for you... and I'm gone find you!

My Santa Claus Is Black & I'll Be Got Damn If My Rims Ain't Too!

        Willie Earl Claus was facing charges for home invasion, but all charges were dropped when all witnesses of the robbery mysteriously disappeared. His record was expunged and he was able to get a job as a mechanic at a local shop. He then began to volunteer at the local YMCA as a basketball coach for troubled youth. Every Christmas he would get the children toys if they were good. His kids by all of his "Ho Ho Hoes" and baby mamas would make the toys for the children. Willie Earl then realized that he enjoyed bringing joy to the hearts of people in his gang infested black community and would like to do that for all of the little kids around the world. Willie Earl Claus then hopped in his Delta Eighty-Eight and drove straight home to let his current baby mama, "Shemeka Claus", know about his brilliant idea! Shemeka wasn't too thrilled about spending her foodstamps and WIC on a bunch of crumb snatchers that she didn't even know, but after Willie Earl layed that North Pole on her in the bedroom she was like "Ok daddy"!

        Willie Earl Claus, Shemeka, & all of his kids moved North to an undisclosed location, but i'm pretty sure it was like Queens New York or some shit like that! Willie Earl bought a Cadillac sleigh bed WIT SOME D's On DAT BITCH to haul all those toys in, but he didn't have the anything to pull his sleigh yet cause he was still waiting on his FEMA check to come through. After his FEMA check came, Willie Earl bought some magic pit bulls from Mike Vick to lead his leigh around the world. With his past experiences with home invasions it was easy for Willie Earl Claus to break into homes and leave presents instead of taking them this time. He was now ready to run for the new Santa Clausial Office in 2008. He would be the 1st black Santa Claus in office. Willie Earl was no go for the new Santa Claus so he changed his name to Barak OSanta. 

        

Show Me What You Social Networking Wit

Some people prefer twitter. Some people prefer facebook. Hell, some people even prefer myspace and black planet, but we can all agree that each person strongly prefers one over the other. Me myself... No comment, but I think that facebook is trying too hard to steal all the features from other social networking sites to make a mega social networking site and they are on the right track to end up like myspace---> Irrelevant #Oops Did I say that aloud?! #KanyeShrug Anywaydoe... Facebook was fun when it was in its simplest form and you had to have a college email to join. Now everybody and their mamas are on facebook... No i'm for real... like literally "everybody and their mamas"! Twitter is like thinking aloud with little voices in your head that respond to your every thought and you can read everyone else's thoughts. Sounds like a tool that i've been looking for my whole life.

Do It Wit No Hands

So this woman does absolutely nothing with her hands and she's married! She literally does it wit no hands. I bet she gives the most expensive hand jobs, but I bet she goes HAM! How does she wipe her butt tho?! Does she have a designated butt wiper?

Grown Man Gets Served By An 8 Year Old

I would never let an 8 year old serve me up. I would take off my belt and kick his little ass! Exactly what this guy should've done after he saw the moves on this kid... Your grown ass just got served by a third grader! #FAIL

Ninja Say What?!

I never knew that the word ninja was considered a racial slur to Asians. After all this time I thought the term "Whatup my ninja?!" was how I was supposed to greet them... Oh well, they still my ninjas though.

Queen James Returns To Cleveland

I hate Lebron more than the next person, I hate Kobe too, Hell I hate anyone who's not in a Dallas Mavericks jersey, but I digress! Lebron left Cleveland to take his talents south, but his mama took her talents West... Delonte West that is! Anyway doe... I dont blame Lebron, he gave Cleveland 7 years to get him some help and the best they could do was an old ass Shaquille O'neal?! Yea I woulda left the first day of free agency. Now Cleveland is calling Lebron "Queen" James?! Now he may be the reason why your economy has dropped 15% since his departure from Cleveland, but he is stil the best player in the NBA right now, behind Dirk Nowitzki of course. Lebron returns to Cleveland tonight and boy are these fans mad. I predict a riot and Lebron better have on a bullet proof headband tonight. Look Cleveland just suck it up and draft another superstar.

No One Team Should Have All That Power!

Finally!!! Dallas is getting some respect! We got an allstar team this year and we beat all the top teams in the West already. No one team should have all that power!