What Happened To Teenage Jesus?!

The Biblical account of the life and teachings of Jesus, covers the periods in his life from birth to age 12…and from age 30 to his crucifixion. This leaves 18 years, the major part of his life, unaccounted for. What was Jesus doing from age 13 to age 29? Was he the captain of his high school football team or the President of the Chess club? Did Jesus have a girlfriend? Did he go to college? We have all done things in our teenage years that we don't want anyone to know about, but we just don't erase them out of the history books. 

The Dead Sea Scrolls span the lifetime of Jesus Christ, but fails to mention the part about "Teenage Jesus". It was said that Christ lived in India during those 18 years of his life that were unaccounted for, but doesn't really elaborate on what he was doing. Do you know any references that theorize the whereabouts of Jesus & if not... What do you think Jesus was doing?!

Yo No Quiero Taco Bell!

I've been to eleventy million different Taco Bells in my life and I can honestly say I have never seen a hispanic person working there. You would think with Taco Bell claiming to be south of border cuisine that they would have workers to compliment their atmosphere. Here in Florida, the company's current slogan "Think outside the box!" doesn't translate well into Spanish, so on the local Spanish speaking stations which are geared more toward the hispanic community, the company uses the slogan, "No solo de pan viva el hombre", which translates to "Man does not live on bread alone". Hispanics say that the problem is that the menu does not contain real items that remind them of home. I feel that... Now I know I love me some Taco Bell! I always get 2 chalupas, a chicken quesadilla, and a soft taco. The drinks there suck though, so I always make me a big jug of Kool-Aid once I get home. What do you think about Taco Bell, the items on the menu, and the people who work there not being hispanic?

#UnfollowFriday #TeamUnfollowback #JustUnfollow

It has come to my attention that people will actually get #MelGibsonMad if you unfollow them on twitter. Well damn... cause I thought this was a free country and that Abraham Lincoln told us that us was free and can follow and unfollow whoever we please. Lots of times I say offensive things on twitter because I know that it will push the buttons of certain people. If I piss off at least 1 person a day then my mission has been accomplished #KanyeShrug. If the fact that I hate Kobe "the white girl rapist" Bryant or the fact that I think Wale cant rap offends you, then you definitely need to take a trip to "Who gives a fuck?! It's my opinion and not yours" Land! I have a free ticket for you right here! *extends middle finger* This is your chance to rant about stupid things on twitter that stupid people do... govern yourselves accordingly in the comments section.

Mistah F.A.B. Hit Me on Twitter Official Video... SHABBA!!!

Mistah F.A.B. made the first twitter song that actually made me wanna do the "Early 90s Shabba Ranks 2 fingers in a clockwise circular motion while leaning back" dance. Let's say twitter was superman and this was its super hero theme song... Yuhp. Enjoy!!!

Twista Hooks Up With Killa Cam To Make One Of The Funniest Twitter Songs I Have Ever Heard

YouTube is full of songs about twitter, but the spirit put it in my heart to expose you all to this one in particular. Twista & Killa Cam have joined forces to create a song called "Follow You On Twitter", which is basically a song about people who lurk or twitter stalk. Just listen to the damn song and you'll see what I mean.

What If Barack Obama Was The President Of The USA & A Rapper?

"I'M THE HEAD OF THE MUTHAFUCKIN' STATE NIGGA!" -Baracka Flocka Flame

SNL Parodies Christine O'Donnell's "I'm Not A Witch" Ad

This had to be the funniest SNL skits I have ever seen. I was drinking a beer and spit it all over my bed after it aired. Prepare to laugh your dicks off...

Christine O'Donnell: I Am Not A Witch Campaign Ad

This message was approved by Christine O'Donnell and the Republican Party in an attempt to negate the accusations of her being a witch.

Christine O'Donnell: Republicans For Witchcraft

Christine O'Donnell was a candidate for the Republican Party in Delaware this year. She was accused of practicing witchcraft when she was younger. Well... history has shown that women from the 13 colonies have an ancestry for this kind of unusual activity. At one point there were angry towns people with pitchforks, clubs, torches, and rope. U better run Christine they hang witches like it's slavery time in Delaware.

The Rent Is Too Damn High on SNL

More laughter at the expense of Jimmy McMillan. Keenan Thompson from Saturday Night Live does a great job of impersonating Jimmy McMillan. Enjoy your breffuslunchandinnah!!!

The Rent Is Too Damn High Party

This is actual footage from the NY Governor Debate. All I can say is... "THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!"

"The Rent Is Too Damn High"

I usually don't choose sides when it comes to politics, but I think Jimmy McMillan replaces the Dos Equis guy for the title of "The Most Interesting Man In The World". Strangely, I wish he would have had more support. Most politicians are naive puppets anyway. Why not enjoy having someone lie to you huh?! Come to think of it... My rent is too damn high also. I'M MAD!!! *rips off shirt*

The Tigers Of Death Valley Held Off The Mighty Tide!

As much as I wanna hate on LSU, I can't help but to applaud their awesome 21-24 performance today against the talented Alabama team. McElroy's 1st Quarter interception along with his 2nd half fumble came back to haunt them as LSU won by only a field goal. Alabama fans are extremely cocky and now face the fact that we just aren't that good of a football team. They will not be going to the BSC championship, but can go to a good bowl, but who cares about those other bowls?! Excuse me while I go slit my wrists and bleed out... "GOOD-BYE CRUEL WORLD!"

The Ghost Of Michael Jackson Is Still Making Music.

Sony and the camp of Michael Jackson announced that they will be releasing the album "Michael" on Decmber 14, 2010. The first single is called "Breaking News" and will be streamed on the website http://www.michaeljackson.com starting this Monday for a week. This album will feature recently mastered tracks that Michael Jackson had been working on before his death in 2009. Somebody cue the "Thriller" music cause MJ is still alive!!!!

DAAAaaaammmn Bron Bron... You Just Gonna Let Cleveland go HAM on You Like Dat?!

Nike launched the Lebron James "What should I do?!" commercial approximately 2 weeks ago. Well, the city of Cleveland, Ohio thinks they know exactly what he should do. Now ya'll know im not usually a messy person, but ummm... Lebron... Cleveland said "YO MAMA SO OLD... THAT HER SSN IS 3!" That's just what I had heard that they had said though.

Plan C: Birth Control Lotion... No Ashy Babies For Me!

Well... Obviously... You can't get pregnant cause Suave & Jergens is about to start making birth control. Yea... So does that mean if I masturbate with it then sex will be extra safe?! "MESSAGE!" The manufacturers of this new contraceptive claims that there is no side-effect. The product called "Nestrogel" works by delivering nesterone and natural estrogen that act as a barrier to ovaries that release eggs each month. So, basically... the lotion is a cockblocking, ash eliminating machine. "Hasta La Vista Baby!"

Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Wives, & Hide Ya Husbands Cause Grambling Booing Ehhbody Off The Stage!

Charlie Murphy was featured at Grambling State University's comedy show. While rambling on and on with some long drawn out joke, the audience became restless. Charlie Murphy was in the middle of a circus joke when he was attacked by "boos"! The only thing missing was tomatoes flying from the audience. He then said "FUCK YOU!" and dropped the mic like he had just spit the tightest freestyle ever spit.