Plan C: Birth Control Lotion... No Ashy Babies For Me!

Well... Obviously... You can't get pregnant cause Suave & Jergens is about to start making birth control. Yea... So does that mean if I masturbate with it then sex will be extra safe?! "MESSAGE!" The manufacturers of this new contraceptive claims that there is no side-effect. The product called "Nestrogel" works by delivering nesterone and natural estrogen that act as a barrier to ovaries that release eggs each month. So, basically... the lotion is a cockblocking, ash eliminating machine. "Hasta La Vista Baby!"