2pac Feat Nas - Thugz Mansion (Acoustic Nas Extended Version)

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The Crossroads - Bone Thugs

"An Eternal Allegiance"

An infinite sea of words translated into any language would never be enough to flood the canals of apathetic ears.

The cantankerous allegiance that binds us is eternal and measures beyond the continuation of calendar years.

Upon the expiration of my earthly existence, I want nothing more than for the heavens to open and your smile to shine down like the warm rays of the sun.

My jubilant memories of you will forever play on a never-ending loop within the depths of my mind as your voice commentates each and every one.

Your beautiful mind has left footprints across the hearts of many and your heart has been stretched to cover all corners of the earth.

Your departure from this realm is not only a junction to another realm, but a prerequisite to a far more meaningful birth.

My refusal to utter the words farewell  has driven me to produce a benediction and a cordial salute.

For my dark clouds will soon subside and our eternal alliance will inevitably be renewed.

-Keno

Shawty In The Tub Got Some Fiyah Head!

You see shorty in the tub?! Well things she's about to get a little hot headed. At Diddy's Last Train To Paris album release party, Kevin Hart, Trey Songz, & Fab was in a room with some ladies away from the main party and things started to heat up... literally!

No Hands Acoustic Cover Better Than Original

People are freaking out because this white guy said the "N" word during his acoustic cover of "No Hands", but I gave him a "get out of dead free" card. It sounds better than the original. I bet Lauryn Hill & Erykah Badu wanna do it wit no hands now.

I Think Yeezy Taught This Robot

Satan Claus

        Am I the only one that notices that Santa is just a couple of jumbled up letters from being Satan?! Who else is sinister enough to give away presents to everybody on someone else's birthday? Who else breaks into everyone else's houses and steals their food? Who else knows when you are sleeping and knows when you're awake? Who else thinks free year round child labor is cool?... Yea those aren't elves! It's an example of illegal child labor and i'm calling Obama and telling him to leave Iraq and move to the North Pole!! Why you think all your toys say "made in China"? Who does that?! Satan Claus... That's who! I rebuke you Santa & you may have fooled ehhbody else, but you ain't got to come and confess cause I'm looking for you... and I'm gone find you!

My Santa Claus Is Black & I'll Be Got Damn If My Rims Ain't Too!

        Willie Earl Claus was facing charges for home invasion, but all charges were dropped when all witnesses of the robbery mysteriously disappeared. His record was expunged and he was able to get a job as a mechanic at a local shop. He then began to volunteer at the local YMCA as a basketball coach for troubled youth. Every Christmas he would get the children toys if they were good. His kids by all of his "Ho Ho Hoes" and baby mamas would make the toys for the children. Willie Earl then realized that he enjoyed bringing joy to the hearts of people in his gang infested black community and would like to do that for all of the little kids around the world. Willie Earl Claus then hopped in his Delta Eighty-Eight and drove straight home to let his current baby mama, "Shemeka Claus", know about his brilliant idea! Shemeka wasn't too thrilled about spending her foodstamps and WIC on a bunch of crumb snatchers that she didn't even know, but after Willie Earl layed that North Pole on her in the bedroom she was like "Ok daddy"!

        Willie Earl Claus, Shemeka, & all of his kids moved North to an undisclosed location, but i'm pretty sure it was like Queens New York or some shit like that! Willie Earl bought a Cadillac sleigh bed WIT SOME D's On DAT BITCH to haul all those toys in, but he didn't have the anything to pull his sleigh yet cause he was still waiting on his FEMA check to come through. After his FEMA check came, Willie Earl bought some magic pit bulls from Mike Vick to lead his leigh around the world. With his past experiences with home invasions it was easy for Willie Earl Claus to break into homes and leave presents instead of taking them this time. He was now ready to run for the new Santa Clausial Office in 2008. He would be the 1st black Santa Claus in office. Willie Earl was no go for the new Santa Claus so he changed his name to Barak OSanta. 

        

Show Me What You Social Networking Wit

Some people prefer twitter. Some people prefer facebook. Hell, some people even prefer myspace and black planet, but we can all agree that each person strongly prefers one over the other. Me myself... No comment, but I think that facebook is trying too hard to steal all the features from other social networking sites to make a mega social networking site and they are on the right track to end up like myspace---> Irrelevant #Oops Did I say that aloud?! #KanyeShrug Anywaydoe... Facebook was fun when it was in its simplest form and you had to have a college email to join. Now everybody and their mamas are on facebook... No i'm for real... like literally "everybody and their mamas"! Twitter is like thinking aloud with little voices in your head that respond to your every thought and you can read everyone else's thoughts. Sounds like a tool that i've been looking for my whole life.

Do It Wit No Hands

So this woman does absolutely nothing with her hands and she's married! She literally does it wit no hands. I bet she gives the most expensive hand jobs, but I bet she goes HAM! How does she wipe her butt tho?! Does she have a designated butt wiper?

Grown Man Gets Served By An 8 Year Old

I would never let an 8 year old serve me up. I would take off my belt and kick his little ass! Exactly what this guy should've done after he saw the moves on this kid... Your grown ass just got served by a third grader! #FAIL

Ninja Say What?!

I never knew that the word ninja was considered a racial slur to Asians. After all this time I thought the term "Whatup my ninja?!" was how I was supposed to greet them... Oh well, they still my ninjas though.

Queen James Returns To Cleveland

I hate Lebron more than the next person, I hate Kobe too, Hell I hate anyone who's not in a Dallas Mavericks jersey, but I digress! Lebron left Cleveland to take his talents south, but his mama took her talents West... Delonte West that is! Anyway doe... I dont blame Lebron, he gave Cleveland 7 years to get him some help and the best they could do was an old ass Shaquille O'neal?! Yea I woulda left the first day of free agency. Now Cleveland is calling Lebron "Queen" James?! Now he may be the reason why your economy has dropped 15% since his departure from Cleveland, but he is stil the best player in the NBA right now, behind Dirk Nowitzki of course. Lebron returns to Cleveland tonight and boy are these fans mad. I predict a riot and Lebron better have on a bullet proof headband tonight. Look Cleveland just suck it up and draft another superstar.

No One Team Should Have All That Power!

Finally!!! Dallas is getting some respect! We got an allstar team this year and we beat all the top teams in the West already. No one team should have all that power!

The Number Oneiest Free iPhone Apps Ever!

Oh... So Why It Gotta Be Called Black Friday?!

Black Friday is the day following Thanksgiving Day in the United States, traditionally the beginning of the Christmas shopping season. On this day many U.S. retailers open very early, often at 5 a.m. or even earlier, and offer promotional sales to kick off the shopping season. Because Thanksgiving always falls on the fourth Thursday in November in the United States, the day after occurs between the 23rd and the 29th of November.

The day's name originated in Philadelphia, where it originally was used to describe the heavy and disruptive pedestrian and vehicle traffic, which would occur on the day after Thanksgiving. Use of the term began by 1966 and began to see broader use outside Philadelphia around 1975. Later an alternative explanation began to be offered: that "Black Friday" indicates the period during which retailers are turning a profit, or "in the black." 

All Hail Turkey Hitler

Hitler is back & he is no longer oppressing Jews... He has been demoted to oppressing dark meats. I don't speak German or Turkish, but the staff here at Keno's Corner has been able to add captions and translate Turkey Hitler's strategy for taking over Thanksgiving... ALL HAIL TURKEY HITLER!!!

C'mon PETA! Why You Hating On Turkey?!

First Mike Vick, now Thanksgiving PETA?! C'mon Son! Are we supposed to just have cornbread & collard greens for Thanksgiving PETA?! Nah son... cause then ima want some ham hock meat in it and then you gonna try to say that ham hocks is an endangered species. 

Don't Forget To Say Grace... Dear, 8 Pound 6 Ounce Baby Jesus...

If I get chosen to say the grace today this is the same grace that I'm going to say. Thank you Baby Jesus for this bountiful harvest.

Happy Thanksgiving From Kobe The Gay Pilgrim!

Dun... Dun... Duuuuuun... NOOooo Not The "Itis"!

Thanksgiving, an anticipated time for family gatherings, football game gazing and let’s not forget, the official dining of tender morsels of turkey and its delicious edible sidekicks.

It’s a meal that we tend to wait and prepare all year for. Sometimes even going through strenuous measures such as starving for a day to make sure one can squeeze in an extra two or three helpings and sporting those special occasion pants with the super stretchy waistband.

And after we devour as much as we can, we inevitably begin to feel a little sluggish. There may be a scientific term for the post- Thanksgiving drowsiness but many affectionately refer to this undeniable feeling as the “itis.”

For years, we believed that it was solely the consumption of turkey that would bring about a comatose feeling. Although, the ingredient, tryptophan is highly present in turkey and can cause one to pull out their emergency pillow and camp out on the couch, it is not the sole reason why we fall victim to the itis condition.

When we pile our plates pass capacity, we are consuming the amount of calories at one meal that we would normally spread throughout the day.

It is those excessive calories that causes the sleepy effect.

So, how do you avoid the post-Thanksgiving coma?

It’s quite easy yet some find it complex and rehensible because this is one of the few times of the year where it seems you have permission to pig out.

Eat breakfast and lunch. Think you’re doing a disservice to the cook if you don’t take a second helping of stuffing because you ate your other two daily meals earlier? Well, you will be doing yourself a huge disservice if you don’t. Consuming large quantities of body-reshaping calories at one sitting is detrimental to your health.

Another thing we tend to be guilty of is making promises that we probably won’t fulfill. Do any of these statements sound familiar?

“Tomorrow I’m walking an extra mile to work this off.”

“Oh, yeah. Definitely 30 more minutes at the gym tomorrow.”

“I’m going on a diet first thing Friday morning.”

“My Black Friday shopping will be my cardio.”

I’ve definitely said it before and I can count on one finger how many times I actually acted on it.

Change your mindset. Eat less that day and dine on the leftovers for as long as you can.

I would much rather enjoy my turkey dinner that evening, enjoy a turkey omelet the next morning, a turkey sub for lunch…you get the point.

Instead of eating to the point you can no longer hold your eyes open, eat sensibly and spend your awake hours playing catch up with relatives, listening to back in the day tales and cheer for your favorite team.

Is Kobe Bryant A Positive Role Model For Our Children?

It's no secret that I hate the Fakers... I mean... Lakers! It's also no secret that Kobe Bryant is a rapist! Now as I'm sitting here watching this Call Of Duty: Black Ops commercial filled with violence and destruction... Who else pops up on the screen with an assault rifle wearing the same clothes kids wear, but Kobe Bryant's dumb ass?! This game is rated M for mature audiences only, but when kids see Kobe Bryant on TV with an assault rifle grenade launcher, then they're gonna go shooting up somebody's school and say "Kobe made me do it!" I personally don't think he should have done the commercial, but I thought it was the coolest thing ever when I first saw it until I realized... "Hey! If I think this is cool... I wonder how many 14 year olds think this is cool also?!" I don't think it's wrong of him to be a fan of the game, but I do think he should have thought about the millions of children that look up to him and would see this commercial. Anyway doe... what do I know?! I'm just a guy with a blog! What do you all think?

I Ain't Saying Kobe Bryant Is Gay, But These Pictures Are Suggesting It!

Now you all know I hate the Lakers and you think the stuff I say is just because I be hating on the Kobe and the Lakers. Now you have to admit that these pics are kind of gay. Nah fuck that... These are hella gay. Kobe has taken borderline gay pictures his whole career and I think from all of the dicks in the butt, he has elevated his talents to a whole new level. I think when he got punched in the neck by Chris Childs he had an epiphany. I'm sorry Laker fans, but Kobe is gayer than a pink $3 bill... "HATED IT!"