Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Satan Claus

        Am I the only one that notices that Santa is just a couple of jumbled up letters from being Satan?! Who else is sinister enough to give away presents to everybody on someone else's birthday? Who else breaks into everyone else's houses and steals their food? Who else knows when you are sleeping and knows when you're awake? Who else thinks free year round child labor is cool?... Yea those aren't elves! It's an example of illegal child labor and i'm calling Obama and telling him to leave Iraq and move to the North Pole!! Why you think all your toys say "made in China"? Who does that?! Satan Claus... That's who! I rebuke you Santa & you may have fooled ehhbody else, but you ain't got to come and confess cause I'm looking for you... and I'm gone find you!